If I was a politician, I would get aspie stabulence

The campaign continues.

( Cut for misogynist, homophobic, and anti-semitic commentary. )

Is there anything in your life that you regret?  Who would want every aspect of their life run over with a fine toothed comb?  If we insist that every aspect of the lives of politicians is our business (whether it is their religion or their family status or their wardrobe) we will get the politicians we deserve.

Oh yes, and for the rest of the campaign I am staying in a self contained cabin in a local caravan park.  I'm now close enough to walk to work.