What can you buy for $10 billion anyway?

I thought I had seen some odd letters from fringe types, but today two came in that blew everyone else away.

( Click to read the paranoid rants of people who vastly overestimate their importance... )

We lost at trivia tonight. Well, we came in fourth, which is very bad for us. This time knowing the capital of Cambodia and the Australian state with the shortest coastline wasn't enough.

TW: Medicine Balls - 50 medicine ball crunch throws, 50 medicine ball stomach drops, 50 high throws against the wall, 50 high presses against the wall, 50 side throws left and 50 right, 100 seated side to side twists.